its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

July 25 at 5:21 PM with 51,186 notes

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

July 25 at 5:03 PM with 137,932 notes

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

July 25 at 5:03 PM with 28,563 notes

youtubespeaks:

x / x

July 25 at 5:02 PM with 785 notes
are you single? do you like anyone or willing to date me? i live in sydney too.

i don’t live in sydney

i don’t know who you are

July 25 at 4:41 PM with 0 notes
tagged: Anonymous asks

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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July 25 at 2:24 PM with 153,083 notes

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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July 25 at 2:15 PM with 26,055 notes

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

July 25 at 1:44 PM with 27,790 notes

I hope that people out there now can associate being transgender with being accomplished, being successful and achieving your dreams

July 25 at 1:36 PM with 6,301 notes

emosquad:

u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me 

July 25 at 1:28 PM with 35,457 notes
they did it on mythbusters
by someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)
July 25 at 1:28 PM with 5,457 notes

phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

July 25 at 1:28 PM with 519,918 notes

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

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